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Up in
Michigan, in a clean, well-lighted room, Nick and Bill played
dice baseball. A hard autumn rain pelted the cottage. World
Series rain.
The
dice rattled in the bowl. "Groundout to short,"
Nick said. "The dice know who's at bat," Bill
said, sipping his whisky. "The rolling of the dice
is tragic." "There's always more to it than we
know." They were replaying the 1989 Series between
the
Athletics
of Oakland and the Giants of San Francisco.
"The
great Canseco is up," Nick said.
"Is
the broken wrist of the great Canseco healed?" Bill
said.
"It
is a good wrist. A true wrist."
"I
would one day like to call the 900 number of the great Canseco."
Nick
poured another whisky. "I would like to see the great
Canseco run the bulls."
Bill
said: "The great Canseco is good at running the bull."
"But
I wouldn't trade him for ten Indians." Nick rolled
the dice.
"Strikeout."
"The
dice know ..."
Nick
nodded, cutting him off. They tugged at their whiskies.
"This
whisky is swell," Nick said.
“It
is," Bill said.
"Let's
get drunk."
"Before
the game?"
"Before
the game."
"Who
do you think will win tonight?"
"Hard
to say. The first game of the Series is always a tossup."
"It will be a good game." "Yes. Truly."
The dice tumbled into the bowl.
"Single
to left," Nick said. He topped his drink, skipping
the water this time. "Hit and run," he called.
"Caught
stealing," Bill said. "The dice know who's running."
Nick
said: "I hate the end of the baseball season. It's
worse than that business with Marge ever was."
"It's
tragic," Bill said.
"Well,"
Nick said, "there's always hunting and fishing."
Bill
nodded. "But nothing beats baseball."
"Nothing."
"Do
you think they'll ever make dice fishing?"
"Gentlemen,
I give you fishing."
Nick
rolled up his sleeves and cast the dice into the bowl.
"Snagged
in the weeds. Cut bait."
"The
dice know who's fishing."
They
laughed, choking, snorting whisky out their noses.
When
they calmed, Bill rubbed the dice, spit on them -- ptooie!
– and chucked them into the bowl. "Double," he
said.
They
stared at the dice. One white. One red.
"Nick?
Are we getting too old for dice baseball?"
"We'll
never be too old for dice baseball."
"It's
swell, isn't it?"
"Swell."
"There's
just the purity of the cards."
"The
ballplayers only play so we can have our game."
"The
season's over in a few days."
"Yes.
It's been a good season. A true season. A dangerous season."
"The
World Series tonight truly will be tragic." "Let's
get very drunk." "We'll always have the dice baseball."
Bill slopped out two more whiskies. They bunted glasses,
sloshing whisky onto the game boards, cards and scoresheets.
They laughed again.
"The
dice know who's drinking."
The
wind ripped the leaves from the trees. The rain stitched
the roof, sounding like cleats on cement. And the dice clattered
into the bowl as Nick and Bill heard the bell toll for the
end of another baseball season.
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